Skyler Cross wants to "Bring the Music to Greenwood" with a new All-Ages Music Venue
Mr. Cross has a Kickstarter going to raise money for a new All-Ages Live Music Venue in Greenwood, IN. In this episode, we ask all the important questions, starting with numero uno: Is 'Skyler Cross' your real name, dude? Come on. Really?
SkyCro also talks about the terrible injustices and atrocities going on in the Greenwood, IN music scene, and the new crazy adventure he's embarking upon. And you're invited!.
Greenwood Punk Rock
Skyler Cross talks about his brand new all-ages music venue, recording studio, practice space, community punk rock rec room known as... well, he hasn't decided on a name yet. And he hasn't exactly got all the money he needs to open the darned thing.
But Skyler has a dream. And a Kickstarter. And a whole bunch of friends and the strong Greenwood Punk Rock community who are tired of not having a cool place to go hang out and see shows. Not just Punk Rock shows. But all kinds of shows. Country and Western.
Listen to the episode to find out how you can help Skyler get this new all-ages music venue off the ground in Greenwood.
Also check out his Kickstarter at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1570502390/bring-the-music-to-greenwood
Quotes from the Cross (Skyler Cross, That Is)
“Let's stop outsourcing our music, and Help us create this crazy adventure!”
“The Greenwood area is not very friendly to new entrepreneurs. It's very expensive. But it’s the greatest place to have a venue.”
“The idea is to get 90 people a week in the venue for shows at about $10 a ticket.”
“It's going to start out very small.”
GreenfieldBlues on Parascope
Chris Brake Show takes to Parascope to talk with some cool folks like GreenfieldBlues!
Our hearts, thoughts, prayers, and everything go out to Monotone Matt over the loss of his wife Stephanie. We'll miss Giggles and we're glad we got to know her at least a little bit. Send your condolences to Matt on Parascope @Monomat.
Dale Gordon from Inner Beats talks about creating things with vibrations, being a late bloomer, what drumming does to your body and mind, and how drums can help people with mental illnesses or mental disabilities.
Dale also gives us a LIVE DRUM JAM where she plays not one, not three, but TWO different drums of hers live on the show. And tells us how to create a real Drum Circle... even if you're by yourself.
Dale explains the science of vibration and how drumming alters you brain waves. She says drums are an ancient technique to synchronize the body and the mind.
Dale Gordon explains the magic of a Drum Circle, and tells us how to start your own drum circle at any time wherever you are.
“I sat down with two people in Washington Square Park... it created 100s of people right in the middle of New York City.”
- Dale Gordon
Dale Gordon's website is innerbeats.net.
Where can you see Dale Gordon live?
"New York Public Libraries. - if you're around town, look me up!"
We went out on a boat and John found out he can't pee in the water on demand.
We also talk about road trips and that one guy who always loses the keys.
In this episode we call out Mike Moore from WFODicks, as well as our good buddy Jake. You hear that Jake? Mike from WFOD? You've been called out. And there's nothing you can do about it. Oh yeah.
Listeners, vote now! Do you guys give a shit about Dale J. Gordon?
Do You Give A Shit About Dale J. Gordon? Vote Now
We call up our favorite Nashville recording artist Dale J. Gordon and put him up on the chopping block as we let YOU vote and tell US if anybody out there gives a care about ol' Dale J. We've had this guy on the show numerous times, and if nobody gives a shit about Dale J. Gordon on the Chris Brake Show by now... maybe it's time to say goodbye to Dale? You decide! Make sure to vote in the poll above.
Exclusive Dale J. Gordon Listening Party
We unveil the song “Hand Me Down” by #1 Nashville recording artist Dale J. Gordon. That's right, you will hear the brand new song "Hand Me Down" by ol' Dale J. Gordon right here in this episode.
Dale J.'ll Tell Ya
Dale tells us what a harem is, his feelings on monogamy, and campaigns for the Sexual Alleviation Program (SAP) he's working on. Doing it for the workin' man!
“It’s only cheating if you’re playing a game.” - Dale J. Gordon, Nashville Recording Artist
Old Uncle Dale J. Gordon's Hickey Removal Tips
Dale J. Gordon and Stampy have to think fast to remove a hickey so Dale's girlfriend won't see it. Stampy didn't give him the hickey. Someone else did. She just helped severely injure Dale trying to get it off.
John Sleeps in Dale's Room
...and disconnects all the electronics in the room. This makes Dale so angry that he refuses to ever put his music online. Ever. Listen to the episode to see how that worked out.
Plus: John's Back Pain
John has back pain, apparently. Chris talks John into ordering Dr. John E. Sarno, MD's book, Healing Back Pain: The Mind-Body Connection and see if it fixes his back pain... forever.
Emil & Dariel: the brothers from season 9 of America's Got Talent. We talk to them about what their life was like before they went on AGT and what their life is like now after they were ultimately kicked off AGT.
And we talk to Kenny White from Howie at the Coffee Shop about how YOU can help HIM finish his horror film Birthday Massacre.
Emil & Dariel Interview Topics
Giving fans cello lessons over Skype, covering Elton John songs, 12 hour days shooting BS for America's Got Talent, crowdfunding, and what Emil & Dariel would do if they had food poisoning and got diarrhea before a show.
Listen to Rock Cellos on Amazon
Emil & Dariel's debut album Rock Cellos is out now! Get it for only $8.99 on Amazon through this link: http://amzn.to/1IP2b2t
Watch Emil & Dariel Videos
Here's a cool playlist we put together of some awesome Emil & Dariel videos on YouTube.
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Kenny White: stuck in the friend zone
We talk to Kenny White from White Hair Productions and the Howie at the Coffee Shop podcast about why we should let him come on the show after we set a strict "No Friends On The Show" policy on Episode #94.
Kenny White Interview Topics
Smelling your romantic partner's shoes, feet in your crotch, why strip clubs are weird and that weird thing strippers do with your glasses, and we even get to speak with your boy Dustin from Howie at the Coffee Shop at the tail end there.
Kenny White Links
Captain Tonz contacted us asking to come on the show and tell a bunch of insane Pirate stories. The answer was clear: yes.
Welcome to episode 86, where we talk to a retired Pirate and author of 13th Day, and hear some war stories. Turns out, the Pirate stories are hilarious, they don't smuggle sex slaves, and Pirates are actually the good guys.
ALSO: Wacky tales from the Bone Fags garage "studio." PLUS: Pregnant wives, bastard daddy zombie bass players, Skatopia's Backwoods Blowout Brandon's Birthday Bowl Bash #XVIXX2X, Dr. Robert quits the band, Paul Zero fills in for him, and Bill Manspeaker heckles this dude Paul Zero.
I'm talking nonstop, hardcore heckles this guy. Throwing chit, the whole bit. This happened the entire time we played. Good old Paul Zero. Whatever happened to that guy?
Hey you book publisher person: you should publish this guy’s auto-biography. It’s the most interesting stories you’ll ever hear.
Captain Anthony Tonz (pronounced "Ant-ony") Tonz ran away from home at 14, lurched a ride off the coast in a ship (not a boat, a ship) and proceeded to have an endless series of wild, wild journeys, experiences, and yarns.
Our hero Captain Anthony Tonz returned to his homeland three years later, age 17: a full-blown, bonafide Pirate.
Want to know more? Well, you've got to listen to the episode you silly idiot!
smuggling things, people, camels, amber, government pirates, and holding a Pirate Record for over 120 years: this man stole two giant ships and sailed them somewhere else. He does this stuff because really important people pay him to do this stuff.
I'm talking Shieks. Look at this, taken from the official Captain Tonz site: CaptainTonz.com.
I've 'undertaken' missions on behalf of; Royalty, Shieks and Politicians.
I've 'assisted' in missions involving; President of the Philippines, Philippine Congress, MLF (Muslim Liberation Front), New Peoples Army Communist Rebels, Muammar Al-Ghaddafi, Goverment of Nigeria, the family of Prime Minister of Vietnam, CIA and various unmentionable orgs and gangsters.
Quotes from Captain Tonz
“stealing a ship has got to be the easiest thing you can do.”
He proceeds to tell us how to steal a ship.
He also tells the classic YANBO heist, and how he was able to steal two ships at the same time from one Shiek for another Shiek.
“i’ll tell you something no one else will tell you about Somali pirates.”
We get the real story of Captain Philips.
Reporter murdered, kids fingers falling off due to toxic waste
There's a bunch of toxic waste somewhere and Tonz knows where. It's deep under the sea. And Tonz knows who did it, too. And if someone doesn't clean it up, the whole area will be destroyed. It's making children's fingers fall off, dude.
its a ticking time bomb. the indian ocean is going to be destroyed. your kids’ fingers will fall off.
Let's get this thing cleaned up, yeah?
Not a fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Says real Pirates are nothing like that.
Turns out pirates are just big old sweethearts. Kick back and enjoy hearing about a real pirate... Captain Anthony Tonz.
Famous Big Rock author and alien-abductee Chad C. Meek tells all in this exclusive interview.
ALSO: John starts recording everything in his daily life. Chris recalls the psychotic Norman Wexler, aka Mister X from Bob Zmuda’s book Andy Kaufman Revealed!: Best Friend Tells All - and how he used to record everything, too.
AND THEN: John hires a dog trainer to hang out with his mom. The topic of psychiatry is also introduced throughout the opening segment.
Did I mention our guest was abducted by aliens?
Oh, yeah. A whole bunch of times. Meet Chad C. Meek. He wrote a book called Giant Rock and you can get it on Kindle for $4.99.
Tell me about these aliens, guy.
“There’s a whole bunch, they’re walking among us.”
From age 4 to 10 Mr. Chad C. Meek was abducted by aliens. Teleported from his grandmother's house into a silver disc. They experimented on him, the whole 9. This all happened in Giant Rock out in the desert, near Palm Springs. Hotbed of UFO activity.
Google: what is Giant Rock?
Giant Rock is a large freestanding boulder in the Mojave Desert near Landers, California, that covers 5,800 square feet of ground and is seven stories high. Giant Rock is purported to be the largest free standing boulder in the world. Wikipedia
Far out, man.
Does government have alien tech?
Chad's uncle is super famous
Chad C. Meek's uncle is George Van Tassel, and he's super famous.
Go check it out here: http://www.lucernevalley.net/giantrock/
Giant Rock the motion picture
Chad's rustled up a $40 million budget for the film version of Giant Rock. Chad C. Meek says the film should be out by 2017. And he promised one of us we could play an alien in the film. Dude. Sweet.
Coolio clears up the fake rumors that he got beat up and robbed during a concert, talks about the New World Order, martial law, Black Panthers, his recent Clippers performance with Jarez, the new Coolio album he's working on, his take on Afroman slugging a fan, why his fans don't spit on him, and the new Coolio hat coming out soon.
Other topics include: CHRIS BRAKE SHOW LISTENS TO PODCHEESE LISTENING TO TINY TIM, Dennis Rodman in North Korea, being mean to people because you love them, MAE*GUN agrees to come in sick and puke in a bucket for $40, why is The Egyptian room called the Egyptian room?, MAE*GUN's new cubicle + Hang In There poster, and MAE*GUN has to find her own replacement.
“They can't take nothin' from me but an ass whooping.”
Benny from Podcheese tells us about the time he got to hang out with one of the most interesting people on the planet: Lester Green. Also known as Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show. if you don’t recognize the name I guarantee you will recognize the face.
Beetlejuice has been in a bunch of other stuff besides Howard Stern. For the record, Lester Green has been on WCW Monday Nitro, performed live with with The Killers of Comedy Tour, and also appeared in television and movies such as, Scary Movie 2, Bubble Boy, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Girls Gone Dead.
I just wanted to let y'all know.
Other topics include: Forcing people to listen to live podcast events, working with Bob Levy, how to correctly perform small talk with Beetlejuice, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey’s first vocal 3 by M.E. / Rhymes of the Times, Old Country Buffet, MAE*GUN eating too much sushi, J. Kolb’s live Tweets defending MAE*GUN, the concept of positive reinforcement, people who are hoarders, travel hacking, and Chris Brake’s chicken problem.
Check out "Beetlejuice" Lester Green on Twitter: https://twitter.com/beetlepimp
Check out Podcheese: http://podcheese.podbean.com/
More info about Lester "Beetlejuice" Green
Lester Green aka Beetlejuice has done a bunch of other stuff as well. He once was involved in midget tossing, and went on to appear on WCW Monday Nitro, perform live with with The Killers of Comedy Tour, and also appear in television and movies such as, Scary Movie 2, Bubble Boy, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Girls Gone Dead.
I just wanted to let y'all know.
“I think they put the kibash on it."
– Benny from Podcheese,
Using a Phrase John's Never Heard Before
Incredible interview with the most determined man in the world: Stuart Sharp.
Stuart had never written a note of music in his life, but somehow ended up getting the Philharmonia Orchestra to record a symphony of music that only existed in Stuart's head. The story is amazing, one of the best stories you'll ever hear.
Other topics include: telling girls they look bad, Mae*Gun talks about Harry Potter, and Stuart explains to John what Squash is.
“What’s a sandal, but a little piece of shoe?”
The Stone Philosopher
Angeli Symphony Composer Stuart Sharp The Snow People | CB088 | Strange Label
MAE*GUN HOLDS HONEST, SCANDALOUS INTERVIEW WITH AUSTRALIAN SUPERSTAR WARREN RODWELL
This guy was kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and holds the record for being held hostage longer than anybody else EVER in the whole Australia thing.
Chris and John are there, too.
Different, about this episode.
was mae*gun held hostage in own vacation home? why, yes!
We psychoanalyze MAE*GUN's hierarchical position in her family unit, and why she gets trashed on all the time.
mistress of the microphone
Rodwell tells M*G to ask him anything. So she does. Dating, Australian snakes, favorite animal to ride... she even gets some Harry Potter shots in there. What a pro! Or is she? Yes! ?
"chris brake announced today that Indianapolis has the #1 largest sporting event in the world."
Much to Warren Rodwell's barber's chagrin, the Indianapolis 500 is the largest sporting event in the world. Shout out to Warren's barber though, for real: You are doing a good job on the Rodwell Cut!!
#1. Sporting event. In the World.
Rodwell's barber might not believe it, but that doesn't matter. Indianapolis still holds the title for the #1 Sporting Event in the World. And that happened all live on the Chris Brake Show. Historic.
everyone in america is [blank]
Another great Rodwell-ism: can you guess the race that all Americans turned into when Obama took over the gimmick?
giant swedes to attack tokyo
Rodwell accuses Chris Brake's people of being really huge.
australia owes warren rodwell a bunch of money
According to some weird Aussie rule, Rodwell is owed a bunch of money. But there's a weird snag. Listen to learn how YOU can do your part to help Rodwell score a fat stack from the government.
What have you done for Warren Rodwell today?
not normal, this situation
How did Rodwell get a super famous Australian rock 'n roll superstar to record a song in support of his Free Rodwell movement? Well, we asked him about that. We got you covered, man.